I, Absulut Kitano, second officer of the Kobayashi Maru, a STARCK class spaceship Here on planet O.R.A.N.G.E.R.I.E, making mi First Contact with those strange, one-eyed, round creatures. They seem to venerate me like a demi-god. It's quite a normal behaviour for primitive cultures. They are emitting strange phonemes like: PLI:Z NOU SKWI:Z I believe it's a song for celebrating my arrival, but what they really mean is still a mistery.