and she sez back to me "No, I wanted something bigger, with textures ... and a roof!"

so I sez "like the parthenon?"

and she sez "Yes only bigger - and newer and with those Corinitan Columns Brycetech made!"

so I says back "OK, but hey! Get some eyebrows"

At this point she just glares at me for a long while, her eyes narrowing like a cat focusing in on her prey - finally she blurts out "That's your fault!!!", and walks off in a huff.

So, BT it's not that I don't like the columns, but this is gonna take a while!!!

• TJ