My dogs like to howl when I sing the blues; Yes them critters like to howl to the blues; They must be sad 'cause they aint got no shoes. They can't play no instruments with them paws; No guitar can be played with them old paws; They try to play but it's just a lost cause. So they howl when I play them guitar strings; I said they howl when I play them old strings; Oh so out of tune makes my eardrums ring. I told them old dogs to give it all up; See I told them two dogs to give it up; There's nothin' I can say to make them stop. So when I grab my guitar to unwind; Listen for the two worst singers you'll find.