Fantasy curses: May your ship have a blessed voyage...off the edge of the world May all the children you have bread come looking for you May the hair on your head here after grow from your ears and your nose (I had this curse bestowed upon me) A toast to our annoying friend, may he find what he seeks and never come back this way....again Fantasy insults: Thy mother mated with the dragon in the doorway No, you did not surprise me. Your smell surprised me. That was great swordsmanship, for a _________ (ie - dwarf, as said by an elf) Oh good, the _________ is here to carry my bags. (same as above) You wouldn't know. It's a(n) ________ thing (same as above above) Yes, he's a strong as a bull....mouse. Misleading joke aimed at no one: You know what they say; big feet, big sandals.