He's Elvis? He escaped from the aliens, and he's been hiding out ever since in the bowels of the art community? Surfacing only in times of crisis to hand out jelly donuts to those in desperate need before submerging again into yet another identity? Hell, I don't know. I just chronicle this stuff - I don't invent it, Mongo. ;]

"I am a good person now and it feels... well, pretty much the same as I felt before (except that the headaches have gone away now that I'm not wearing control top pantyhose on my head anymore)"

• Monkeysmell