Attached Link: please read more fiction, er, that is, like this:

What it is ... is fairly obvious if you look at the file name. It is a 'contraption ... N ... N.' ;*) From Webster's non-standard, non-existent dictionary: "Contraption: A whatchamacallit used to contrapt." "ContraptionNN: A contraption with a post-enunciative, alliterative speech impediment aversive to lower case."