Kennedy's secretary was Lincoln, Lincoln's secretary was Kennedy or some such BS and more about dead presidents, remember that? I must admit though, I enjoyed the Nostradamus "prediction" about being led by an idiot and it's association with W's coronation. Yes, bikermouse, I too hope Elvis returns this year. Sadam, being a Sinatra fan may take it hard but screw him. Instead of bombs for Sadam, I say Sadam buys us all bongs and we call it even. Instead of laying waste to Pyongyang, I say they ship us some Korean poontang, we all get wasted and call it even. Why convict Ken Lay when we can have Ken getting laid by convicts on pay-per-view, pay off the deficit with the proceeds and call it even? Peace In Our time

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken