"Whatever passes for a life ya know. Wish I had that kind of free time. -Jeff" I asked Santa to bring you some freetime, but he said you were bad. And he was watching, so he should know. Nah, Cyber. They're imune. Comes from having the "Magic Button". ;]

"I am a good person now and it feels... well, pretty much the same as I felt before (except that the headaches have gone away now that I'm not wearing control top pantyhose on my head anymore)"

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