Hmm - depends on how the shorts got dirty, yes? (I mean, grass-stained shorts is no big deal, but if I referred to them as, say, excrement-stained shorts (ie, stains commonly referred to as "racing stripes")... don't want to know what any reference to the more sebaceous fluids would cause, so we can safely say that such a reference is out of bounds. 'course, there are prolly far better things to burn one's brain cells on, yes? /P