Man, what a hoot! I haven't watched this forum for a long time a look what I missed! I'm a little fuzzy on this whole TOS thing. Can I get banned for calling myself a duffelbag? And if I give prior consent to be called a duffelbag, can I get banned if someone actually calls me a duffelbag? Or would that person get banned for using the term duffelbag to me even though I gave consent for it to be used? Oh, I'm so confused! As for the Preamble to the Constipation, IB, I for one would be greatful for the cultural enlightenment! We who hold these skid marks to be self evident.