atthisstage opened this issue on Jan 08, 2003 ยท 151 posts
Ironbear posted Wed, 08 January 2003 at 10:48 PM
Ko... You asked for it... ;] Preamble to the Constipation "WE the People of these Wildly Disorganised Forums, in Odor to form a more perfect Disunion, ensure Disharmony, Provide for uncommon Defensiveness in the Face of Argumentation, Promote the General Uproar, and to Secure the Fruits of Our Looms to ourselves and our Posteriors, do Hereby Ordain and Minister those Laxatives that shall be deemed most suitable for Rectal-Cranial Inversion wherever it is found, and in the Preparation of the H, to Establish this Constipation of the Divided Forums of these States of Ludicrosity." Concieved of in the Lavatory with Flatulence for All. ;] I haven't finished the Declaration of Incoherence yet. You'll just have to wait for it. The 12 Horsemen of the Apothecaries are still drafting Our Greivances.
"I am a good person now and it feels... well, pretty much the same as I felt before (except that the headaches have gone away now that I'm not wearing control top pantyhose on my head anymore)"