I was in town yesterday with my Mom and we went shopping. I lost Mom in the new Super Store so I decided to go back to the car. I walked out and there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So, I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared down at me and then started writing another ticket - for having bald tires! So, I called him horse shit and a few other choice words. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first one. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about twenty minutes; the more I abused him verbally the more tickets he wrote. Then my Mom came out. We walked around the corner to our car and left. It was a truly AWESOME day! - unknown.