Millenium Johnson... Well, it sounds like a bad T.V. drama series... From T.V. Guide: 8:00 - Millenium Johnson and his buddy Bert the Bear take on illegal gay wildlife protesters in the Daz wildlife preserve. Johnson: G.W. Bush, Bert: Jerry Falwell. uh.. it's early. The best I could come up with. I think we have to go with an acronym.