Since you're new here, a friendly word of warning - it's not a good idea to refer to anyone here as a "dufflebag". OK, OK, I know it's silly. I'm just trying to cheer myself up by treating you like a friend! I've sat here for the past hour and a half staring at my beloved Mac in a depressed stupor. Ouch! Ouch! OUCH!

Before they made me they broke the mold!
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