Hey Saxon, Didja hear about the optimist who fell off the Empire State Building? As he passed each floor, people could hear him screaming, "SO FAR SO GOOD! SO FAR SO GOOD!" [Please forgive me if I offended anyone with that joke. I learned it years ago, back when the Empire State Building was the tallest building in the world. I do not at all think 9/11 was funny. I do, however, think that the joke desribes some optimists very well.]

Before they made me they broke the mold!
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