Whenever I have problems with Windows, I just call Bill (or Fluff Butt as I call him in private) Gates and he fixes it right away. His private number is in the I386Private folder on your Winows CD along with the nude pics of the Windows development team. Great company If they won't let you see them naked, don't buy their product.

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken