Looking forward to your series on the anti apple scrumping patrol (presumably that's where the pump action shotgun will be used). "Damn pesky kids. WE do all the fruit harvesting round here. #s 31 and 38, load those bodies onto the truck and take them for hanging up on the city gates. That'll discourage the other brats. But make sure you wash the blood onto the base of the trees first - makes good fertiliser."