tjames opened this issue on Jan 19, 2003 ยท 20 posts
tjames posted Thu, 30 January 2003 at 5:30 AM
"Is that you Olive?" "Bluto what are you doing here" Bluto stirred in the other corner "I was just conimg to see you and was assaulted, viciously assaulted, by that shrimp and his gang of rebels." "Oh Blutoooh you poor, poor thing. I should have known that brute Popeye was behind all this. Do you still have my picture at your desk?" "A babe like you? Even the power suit and the grey hair doesn't make any difference." Upstairs Sweet Pea had cornered Sal, who was trying to sabotage a goon school and the two were rolling in the dirt. Sal wasn't much for hand to hand combat. Sweet Pea caught him straight up on the chin he rolled over to or three times before landing in the swamp. A few seconds later he emergerged covered with green muck. "I'll get you Pea", he screamed shaking his fist "You can't get away with this you'll be hearing from my lawyers" He went screaming into the jungle " Get me a cell phone, Get Pipeye, Peepeye and Poopeye on the line...I'll sue that's what I'll do I'll sue!" Sweet Pea turned to Anita who was watching all the events unfold as the drill continued clanging deeper and deeper into the depths of Skull Island, still dry, for the only oil on the island was deep in a cave tied up with Bluto while Popeye stood by laughing.