Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: You know you're a Poserholic when....

rockets opened this issue on Feb 06, 2003 ยท 86 posts


Schlabber posted Thu, 06 February 2003 at 6:15 PM

hmmm ... (pdxjims): When you dream about the next scene... [as there's not so much time left from my 29 hour day I'm not dreaming that much ... lol] When you fantasize about building the perfect person, and they're all in wireframe... [as there's not so much time for sleep left I used to dream in wireframes - this saves resources] When you walk along the street and see someone interesting, and try to figure out how to use them as a texture or pose... [I'm going in the cinema just for watching poses - lol] When the first thing you check in the morning is the Poser Forum, the Marketplace, and freebies: at 7 different sites... [OK - actually only at 4 places - and not every morning] When you go to bed 6 nights in a row with a long render started, and set the alarm for 3:00 AM to check it... [I don't have time to render something ... to much time needed for posing] When your other half has learned to recognize all the Poser merchandising sites when he balances the checkbook and pays the charge cards... [uh - oh ... lol] When you start buying cheaper beer to afford V3 with all the injection morphs and cloths... [gladly I got a bit money by selling poses AND I hate beer - also I'm German] When you mistakenly call your best friend "Mike" three times in one phone conversation... [Not happened - YET] When to branch from Poser, your idea is to write a cookbook for the Millenium Family and market it through Daz... [This IS really a neat idea] (pigfish) When you have to buy a new esternal 120 gig hard drive just for Poser stuff and it's already 1/2 full two months later. And the program itself runs off my internal hard drive [only 120 gig - I bought a whole PC just for Poser ... and it wasn't the cheapest one] (ladynimue) All you dream about is purchasing a bigger and more powerful Computer to use exclusively for Poser! I confess :) [OK, that was before I actually bought it ... lol] (djgoldfinger) when you spend 48 hours strait learning poser, and don't see daylight for a week( god that stuff hurts the eyes). [people actually call me a vampire - 'cause it seems the only time to get me via phone is after 11 PM] (geoegress) ...anytime you have over a hundred gigs of hard drive and not one game installed..........lol [uhm - right !! - never thought of that ...] Oh - and I have some additional ones: Did you ever get into your car and then suddenly thought 'Hey, I didn't start the daily render !' ? OK - you ran back in the house - arranged the scene - started fist render - uhm ... something wrong - and another render, and another render - then after 2 hours you came back to your car only to find out you left the engine on and you'd ran out of gasoline ?? Did you ever watched a movie in the cinema - then after a pretty neat fighting scene you stood up and you were going to the guy who is actually working with the movie-machine trying to ask him if he can get a few minutes back 'cause you want to watch that scene again ?? I didn't get the movement right to do the right animation ... Well - OK - I didn't do that - I actually stopped in front of the door by reading 'no public entry' !!