Yeah, maybe I should get a peacock. Much more flamboyant than a turkey, but a turkey seems to fit me better

 ![turkey.gif](http://www.chuck-n-michelle.net/images/turkey.gif)  When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.