Dork has been used for a new Subbutteo Soccer game - you have a pair of plastic boots and a pair of nylon shorts which you wear on your FINGERS - you then stick this cardboard cut out of a (completely unmodified) Dork above and play finger-footie with it. This all costs 20. Even I could do better - I mean have you ever seen anyone, let alone a soccer player, who looks like Dork!!!