I was going to vote in private. But I have changed my mind.

I vote for myself!

Just kidding...LOL

I think dialyn's versions are the best. Best swing in emotion with least adjustments to the words.

Honorable mention goes to jgeorge, who, despite having to compete in a second language, gave it a shot and did well. I'd never even try in German, the only language I can even consider a second language.

    **CONSOLATION**, *n*. The knowledge that a better man is more unfortunate than yourself.

• Ambrose Bierce (my hero)