I had my password tattooed backward on my forehead, but it didn't help because I forgot that my image doesn't show up in the mirror. But I guess we all have that problem. :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy