hey james! okay, here's an idea. what if you send us (maybe not post it, maybe just send it to interested parties) the colour pie map and maybe the template you made. just the image files. then we (whoever wants to do some work for this thing), can use the templates to re-map our pieces of pie and make your texture map fit. actually... i was thinking if you could somehow make the pie 'fit' on your template, and add in the fork and whatever else was stuck on it originally, then you could distribute the new uv map for importing onto the object people have. you know what i mean?