There's a MAN...on the WING...of the PLANE! (graphic representation of Shatner's weird timing when...delivering...a...line). Love the guy to death but he put all the emphasis on the wrong words (I'm...going to...THE STORE!). :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy