andix opened this issue on Mar 09, 2003 ยท 41 posts
Ravenism posted Tue, 11 March 2003 at 8:26 PM
3.. 2.. 1.. MOD: And we're back from commercial. With us now are two of the most popular folks around, Vicky and Mike! How ya doing? VICKY: Doing good Mod, nice to be here. MIKE: Agreed, it's great to be here. MOD: OK, so, today were talking about 3DModelz! VICKY: What?? My agent didn't mention that! Out of all my accomplishments we have to talk about 3DModelz? MIKE: Great.. just when therapy had helped me with nightmares.. MOD: So, um, Mike.. this seems to be a touchy subject. MIKE: Of course, you know how tired I am of people dressing me up like G.I.Joe just to fit into some war scene? VICKY: What are you complaining about? You know how sick I am of being a stinking mermaid? It's bad enough people expect me to be able to pose in "swimming" positions without breaking my mesh.. but can't they at least find some seashells I can cover up with? MIKE: Hey.. it is "3D" graphics.. VICKY: Thate does NOT mean "triple D", if you want that find my cousin voluptous.. give a girl some respect! MIKE: Like my loin cloths are any better.. let alone haveing me prance around the cute little Unicorn Farm. Ugh! MOD: So, you two seem to have a few requests of your "users".?? VICKY: You bet! Keep me OUT of the darn Humvee, I do NOT like being dressed in bikinis and placed in combat scenes. And if you are going to make me "queen of Atlantis", buy me some shells! MOD: Sounds reasonable enough. What about you Mike? MIKE: OK. Well, I don't mind the combat scenes, but when you throw me in the alleyways, can't I be HELPING save Vicky rather than being hideously malformed and trying to kill her? Second, if you ARE gonna stick me in a nice forrest scene, or serene outdoor.. MOD: Um, Mike, we're talking about 3DModelz.. MIKE: Oh yeah.. total destruction/armagedeon scenarios.. Hey, speaking of armagedeon, maybe me "saving" the planet instead of destroying it would be nice for a change? VICKY: Yeah, mike gets the girl, I get the dork.. MIKE: Oh yeah, bash my bro P4 while we're here why don't ya!! MOD: Well.. this has gone WAY off topic.. so we'll cut to commercial. Coming up, the Millenium girls are here, and we show you 10 ways to keep your dragons from devouring all other P4 animals!