Never mind the fact I have no time or money (literally none at all) I find I am forced to enter this competition. It's all the fault of people in this forum, talking about it, getting me to look, seeing Rochr's entry and being compelled to join in. I could have remained mercifully ignorant and just got on with f*cking up my business and applying for more jobs, but no, it was not to be. You just had to stir it up. Thanks a lot. ;)