Great story Crescent... In Italy we call it April Fish, don't ask me why... Children use to pin paper fish on the back of people, without being noticed, so that you can se someone walking around the streets carring the fish... We also use to tell stories, and if one spots the joke can say: "It smells of fish" before the other cry out "April Fish!" I already posted it in Rhino forum, but here my April Fish for you too! (Pesce d'Aprile is in Italian because I sent it to all my Italian friends)