LOL, good one. I have seen some other characteristics in a similar listing: 14. The steering wheel would be replaced with a mouse and you'd need to memorize the keyboard short-cut for "BRAKE" 15. The radio would be computerized, but you'd need to to install 512 Meg of RAM, a new sound card, a game card, a new video driver, a CD drive, and type C:radiotalkrush*.* to get it to play. 16. We would all have to switch to Microsoft Gas. 17. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car. 18. People would get excited about the new features of the latest Microsoft cars, forgetting that these same features have been available from other car makers for years.