Holding the Holy Hand-Grenade in the left hand, remove the Holy Pin. Then count to 3. The number of the counting shall be 3 and 3 shall be thenumber of the counting. The number of the counting shall not be 2, nor shall the number of the counting be 4. 5 is right out! When the number 3 has been counted and the number of the counting has been 3, throw the Holy hand-Grenade at thine enemy, in so doing that thine enemy shall be smitten with the Holy Hand-grenade and all its Holy power............

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...