Cambert: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then there's the bit about the boy getting married cos his girlfriend's dad has 'HUGE TRACKS OF LAND'

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...