I've got it!!! It's a bum and titty grader! Sorry! Couldn't resist. I'm just an old pervert, I guess! The Bryster

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...