Tuttle: You wouldn't happen to have a parrot, a peg leg, or a hook by any chance? Or a tendency to say "Haaarrr" now and again? :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy