lol, keeping tarantula's are very ez, keep them in a fish tank w/ a small ceramic pot cracked in half and the edges buried beneath sand(easily obtained at your local beach or fish store). Feed them 5 crickets a week. crickets usually cost between 7 and 14 each. clean their tanks once a month or so. I had a chilean rose tarantula, which are the most docile(supposedly u hav a better chance of getting hit by a freight train then being bitten by one of those). they look like the one above, except a little less hair.