Catlin: When you get to our age bits of you start to play up. Your eyes need things to make them look fashionable, and your ears need amplifiers, as for teeth - they need bits of plastic reinforcement. Time passes, and you need bits of wood to prop yourself up with (or metal trolleys to roll around on) and other peoples' hair to warm the top of your head. Thankfully, most of the rest of me works just fine, so there! :>

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...