LOL! TouchVelvet! This one gets filed away in the "Great Internet Stories" file. I know Jagger had the best of intentions, but this reminds me of the scene in Annie Hall where Woody Allen gets fed up with the opinionated guy in the movie line and pulls the real Marshell Mcluhan into the scene from off camera. I guess sometimes real life can be like that after all. (Friendly apologies for the jab Jagger, but you gotta admit that this was rich!) And thanks (once again) for the URL for the canoe & paddles Siegbert! (Still working up the nerve to try your other tip... :-0 )