'tis a bit florid, forsooth, yet humble I hath barely 'scaped with my teeth from grammar's unyeilding grip..to teach such a one, wouldst require mastery of that dark art..mayhaps the need for a blue or black ink pen didst stymie my absorbtion of it. A coupla run-on sentences for sure..maybe this could go in the 'Bad Hemingway' contest. And green with azure and yellow?..that must be it..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)