I understand exactly what Andix meant, including it's connotative meaning which I chose to have fun with ... in jest. Of course, said chests are symbolic of feminine exploitation of the foolishness of men in the exchange of success for sex. Inasmuch as the pill and the microwave have eliminated the economic role of women and the family as a productive element of modern society, the idealisation of medeaval trunkery is further exploitive of obsolete and irrelevant social anomalies. Further, such trunk worship encourages the medeaval subordination of servant types necessary for the movement, storage, and packing of such trunkage. Where will such a false idolatry lead? Surely the very thought of trunkage is retro social, and should be subject to Ashcroftian, if not Sharptonian, censure.

Gordon