and on a lighter note: Kihon, Kata, Kumite by Shoshanna. Kihon, Kata, Kumite. Will I gain my belt today? Hair brushed, hairband matching belt Sensei enters, my mind melts Oh help! He's gorgeous, that's not right. Last belt the sensei was a fright I'll never pass now, that's for sure I swear I smell Chanels' Allure. Kihon, Kata, Kumite My chance has come and gone today The test is over, now to see If there's a new red belt for me? I don't know should I laugh or cry I got my belt, but I want to die. One hundred people heard him tell me "Do more sit ups...you got a big belly!"