Mind ... not ... clear. So confusing. Who to believe? What about the foot rub. Her toes are so cute. But Cyn ... she says its a trick. She has made fun of me in the past ... even changing the name on the side of my fighter from "The Raven" to "S.S. Poopy-Pants" and she's always grabbing my butt and stuff, but she has never lied to me. Alright ... *pulls charged dark-matter saber from its sheath* By the sacred river of Yakisoba and the twice blessed virgins of Spankonia - I will find the lovely and oh so tasty raven haired one. And whomever is behind this dastardly plan will rue the day they played these games. ![thisiswear.jpg](http://www.dmholman.com/webimages/thisiswear.jpg)