You have arrived at a most opportune time, My Dear Femme Fatale. Foist, You will replace jwdell in My Top Hot 5, as He has run off with the Washing Machine. The Moody Moderator has taken the Ship's Generator, Declaring it a "Noise Distractor" and now has it for Her own Pleasure. Everybody has actually Desserted Me... I am sorry Dear One....but, I have under gone a severe Gender Bender....I am now Brenda. Do You still Desire to Serve Me ...John preferred the Washing Machine...I could be Your Girlfriend? We could still be Friends. I will become a High Commander again, but, foist I must Lick the Toad, and once again become a humble wee Frog. I have had nothing but bother ... Spy's everywhere...You know what it's like...that Caledonia has brought me heaps of Grief.....ooooooh....Spidey is on My Lap...yes, Cal...I thought She was My Neighbor...i asked Him for a wee *kiss* and tried to squeeze His Bgpipes:( He reacted ....un-Gentlemanly...I have a Black Eye :( Nurse! Oooooh....there You are...my wee Lap Dancer. Your Duties Femme Fatale? Dance! A Cossack Dance for Me!!!!