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Men think computers should be referred to as female just like ships, because; 1.) No one but the creator understands there internal logic. 2.) The language they use to communicate with each other is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3.) The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, I'm certainly not going to tell you". 4.) Your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrival. 5.)As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find your self spending half your pay chect on accessories for it.