The bus analogy works for lots of things - for example: ... Women are like buses; if you cross 'em they'll run you over. ... bosses are like buses; loud and full of gas. ... Bryce is like a bus; slow moving but eventually you get where you're going. I'm sure you can come up with your own bus analogies too. Just figure out what is bugging you and why it's like a bus. My favorite redneck jokes: If you mow your lawn and find a car ... you might be a redneck If you get married three times without changing your inlaws... you might be a redneck If you've ever been too drunk to fish ... you might be a redneck - redneck jokes from jeff foxworthy