As people have already mentioned, there are freebies around here and at 3D Commune, and other places. Just keep alert and you can find amazing items that people are giving away (which is something I'm eternally grateful for). Also, some 3D modelers (Wings is one example) are FREE. Doesn't get better than that. Other 3D Modelers have free trials, or free earlier versions, which can do a lot even if you don't have the funds to buy until you become a rich artist (don't know how many of those are around, but I'm assuming some). I can't improve on the comments above, but I like the comic and your sense of humor. Hope you post when you have further adventures. :)