Talkie Toaster: Howdy doodly do! How's it going? I'm Talkie -- Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?

Lister: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.

Toaster: How about a muffin?

Lister: We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels; no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks!

Toaster: Ah, so you're a waffle man!

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Sorry, had to get that out of my system ....