Many congratulations to the winners and commiserations to the rest! I'm just gonna crawl into a hole and sulk!..yeh right! More like struggle on regardless, fight the good fight, render my ass off until I, The Bryster, am triumphant and come up with something so spectacluar that all will kneel before me and cry 'hail to the chief'! Climb every mountain! Ford every stream..... I'm reminded of that Monty Python Election thing. Kevin Philips Bong! You polled no votes at all. Not a sausage. Bugger all..... You were right, Catlin. It has been too quiet without me. But Eminem said it first..... Has anyone seen my annalyst?

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...