I was going for red leather pants. Pink is a rock star about to go on stage, after all. Without the shine, the pants are a blob, and you can't tell where one leg ends and the other begins. I'm going to have to give the pants some thought, plain jeans don't cut it, and I wanted the red so that the main colors are white and red (limited pallette).

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy