ROTFLMAO! It's Spamalicious! Mmmmm...Spam. Next up: Turkey Spam (yes, Stefano, there is such a thing...tastes like chicken). :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy