yeah, I might try to knock someone up early in the morning, then later see if they want to go to the beach for a shag-fest. That would make me a wanker (ain't that an old Mazda engine?..;), too right. But I'd just be being cruel to be kind..

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)