Okay, Jon. You are now an inspiration for bad poetry. :) If I wrote you a poem It wouldn't be red That rhymes with bed I wouldn't want you misled. If I wrote you a poem It wouldn't be yellow That rhymes with mellow That doesn't describe you or Othello. If I wrote you a poem It wouldn't be pink That rhymes with fink That seems just too rinky-dink. If I wrote you a poem It wouldn't be blue That rhymes with Pooh The ghost of Milne might sue. So I guess I won't write you a poem It reveals my limitations That rhymes with frustrations Explaining too well my preoccupations.